OK So I am thinking that I might be the only one who like these songs that are just down right mean. But I have a hunch that you guys are holding back on me. I mean I listen to songs like Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today. There’s a line in that song that says ‘I hope you choke on those that kiss that bottle’ that isn’t lovey dovey in the least bit. So here is my favorite list of Spiteful songs. Beware: Fall Out Boy is responsible for a lot of it.

Never Again Kelly Clarkson Now I think everyone was surprised when Kelly came out with this Spiteful number. I mean saying things like ‘I would never wish bad things but I don’t wish you well’ I think that she deserves a thumbs up for her video too. If you haven’t seen the video then scroll to the bottom. But if you have seen it then I think that you would agree I mean she’s like making her ex paranoid. That isn’t cool. But still when I was singing the song for one of my friends she was like ‘Man what man made her mad?’ But I think she did an excellent job.

Hate(I really don’t like you) Plain White Ts This song is written by the same people who wrote the song that’s on my site now. They also made Hey There Delilah but this song is sheer hate (hence the name) but with a chorus like ‘Hate is a strong word/But I really really really don’t like you’ So if you think about that then well ‘Delilah’ must have messed up. And they are saying that all because they broke up. Not cool.

Smile By Lily Allen This song is just wrong. I think the melody isn’t that great but you hear the lyrics and you think “Man! She’s mad.” She says ‘When I see you cry I just smile/At Worst I feel bad for a while but then I just smile then I go ahead and smile’ I mean basically she doesn’t like him all that much any more. So if you think about it this song is making you take notice of the lyrics and you are like man you have like no conscience but he did treat her badly. And she said ‘When you first left me you messed up my mental health’ So you can see that she wasn’t doing so well.

Now Fall Out Boy has written so many hateful songs that I just had to choose a whole album. Take This To Your Grave (2003) This album is just mean. It’s straight mean. The opener Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Thing To Do Today, is like the epitome of mean. I think that it’s written in different Point Of Views. I think that part of the song is a girl talking to a guy and then a guy talking about a girl. I didn’t get it for a while but listen closely and you’ll get it. Sending You Postcards From A Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here) is really bad too with lines like ‘I have seen sinking ships go down with more grace than you’ I mean really that’s gotta hurt. Supposedly these lyrics were written about a girl named Janae who like broke Pete’s heart in millions of perfectly emo pieces so that we could get the songs that make us cringe but still laugh because you know that they’re not about you so you’re good. Another song that I don’t listen to as much but I remember well is called Reinventing The Wheel To Run Myself Over, is known for being a song that was quoted on One Tree Hill which was where Peyton and Pete get together and the next episode break up. Longest relationship I’ve ever seen NOT! But the song has a line that says ‘My pen is the barrel of the gun/Remind me which side you should be on’ I think that he means like what should happen should I hurt you or should you hurt me. My other favorite songs on this album is a song called Chicago Is So Two Years Ago. This song is hateful towards the end but it’s really up beat so that it’s OK to be hateful I guess But in any event I think there are two major parts of this song that make me love it. One is the bridge because it is really sped up so that you have to listen to it a lot of times to comprehend it. And then the ending is amazing because Patrick shows off his premature vocals with an A-Capella ending that has just enough site to make the list and the album.

I think that’s enough and before you ask yes there will be a Happy song list I just have to get it together. Oh anddon’t forget this Kelly Clarkson Music Video.

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